It's not even over...but it is the best one ever.

2008 Major League Baseball Game

I love Evan Longoria. How awesome is he?

Goddamn Awesome. That's how Awesome he is. Every time you speak or write of Evan Longoria you use a capital A. As in Evan Longoria is Awesome.

A rookie. What? A mere 22 years old?

Savior.

Marksman.

M.V.P.

Pay him more.


He tied the 2008 MLB All Star game in the bottom of the 8th inning for the American League. Who by the way hasn't lost an All Star game for 11 years.

With his game tying ground rule double driving in Grady Sizemore to tie the game at three; Longoria managed to smack an ignorant New Yorker in the bladder with the rifled shot into left. 3in. From the punks willy. That guy ain't gonna piss right for a week kinda shot.

I got chills as i laughed. I hope you all have DVR so you can go back and watch that. If not, I hope it is on YouTube in the morning so all you fuckers with real jobs can see it at your cubicle.

Go Tampa Bay. But still bleed orange.

As I was uploading that Evan Longoria is Awesome photo to the blog, Navarro just gunned down Ramirez at second. Go Rays!